So, I'm doing my job to avoid the nausea, and keep my head out of random garbage cans, I am eating the freaking world. I carry a giant cooler with me full of things I think I can stomach. I can be found shoving the contents of said cooler in my mouth at any given moment throughout the day. I met with more than one of my bosses today and in between semi-intelligent utterances, I shoved cheese and crackers, dried mango, and an uncrustable (yes, I am craving processed pb&j) in my mouth instead of breathing. It was completely out of control.
I hear that there might be some "twenty pound by 20 weeks" rule with twins. So far I've only gained a pound with 8 weeks behind me. With my Crohn's I'm guessing I might have trouble meeting this benchmark. My answer to that, a constant companion cooler. That thing is spending more time with me than anyone else in my life, except for my bundles! Maybe I should give it a name? How about "Bessie" since it's main purpose is to transform me right out of my size 6...which I may never see again! Feeding these babies is my most important job. I don't care what it costs me in the long run. There's always the gym. Besides, with two babies, I may never sit on my couch again! Which, by the way, is exactly what I've been waiting for!
Meet "Bessie"
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